Q: In a world full of suffering, is pain a universally understood, objective phenomenon, or is one never fully able to comprehend the pain of others, even when extrapolating from our own subjective experience?
A: Why don’t I poke you in the eye and find out?
Who else could combine such relentless cynicism with complex swirls of smarts, apathy and love for pizza? Clearly this quiz, and the rest of our world, has somehow been zapped into your animated universe, where we shall dwell forever. Can we crash at your place?