Episode Two « All Cleared Up

Opening – JAMIE is sat with MOM-BOT in the car.

MOM-BOT: Here we are, at your school on the first day of term.
JAMIE: I know that!
MOM-BOT: Then why aren’t you partaking in the group studies?
JAMIE: I just… I guess I’m a little scared of what everyone will think of me. I have a whole new class of people to meet; hundreds of boys to date and girls to bitch-slap.
MOM-BOT: Just remember that you’re Jamie, and if you don’t go I will slice off your ears and use them as lawn ornaments.
JAMIE (sighing): Oh Mom-Bot, you always know just what to say.

JAMIE gets out of the car and skips to class, shoving people out of her way.


Various pre-filmed footage of the character’s jumping around a park intercut with future scenes from the show. Each character’s name is pulled on by a hoping CGI bunny.

“Every birthday, my mom would say to me,
You’re another year older and you’re still getting spottier.

But then she died and I moved in with my sister,
I’m called Jamie, she’s Calista and our Mom is a robot!

All Cleared Up!
I really wanna scream it loud!

All Cleared Up!
I want them all to know!

All Cleared Up!
I really hope that things will be,

All Cleared Up for me!”