Episode Five « All Cleared Up

Opening – JAMIE is sat in her Science class. It’s been a few minutes since the lesson started but her teacher hasn’t arrived yet. JAMIEdecides to go over and speak to DANNY, a boy she has a crush on, to see if maybe he knows what’s going on.

JAMIE: Hey, Danny.
DANNY: Judy, what’s up?
JAMIE: It’s Jamie, actually.
DANNY: Right! So are you ditching too?
JAMIE: Um, shouldn’t we wait a few more minutes to see if Ms. Fairchild turns up?
DANNY: I heard she hasn’t been in for a few days, apparently she’s gone missing.

JAMIE nervously laughs as she wonders if MOM-BOT has anything to do with her teacher’s disappearance after their encounter a few weeks ago.

JAMIE: I’m sure she’ll turn up somewhere eventually.
DANNY: So are you coming?
JAMIE: Maybe. Will you be going?
DANNY: I’m heading off with some guys down to the Pizza Hutch; they usually don’t chuck out good business even if we are cutting class.
JAMIE: Hey, cutting class and ditching are two very different things.
DANNY: Solid! So I’ll see you there?
JAMIE: Save me a seat!

Just then a suited man walks into their classroom in a hurry and opens up his briefcase on the teacher’s desk.

TEACHER: Sorry I’m late class, I’ll be taking you for science today. My name is Mr. Reid.
DANNY (whisper): Bummer! Substitute teacher.
JAMIE: Do you wanna take a raincheck?
DANNY: Sure, what time?

Just as JAMIE is about to secure her very first date with DANNY, MR. REID calls everyone to their seats. JAMIE returns to her seat and pouts.

MR. REID: Now, we’re going to pick up where your last teacher left off.
DANNY: We were studying Sexual Reproduction.

A cheer of “wooo’s” and clapping breaks out as MR. REID tries to calm the class down.

MR. REID: Alright, alright. Now I’ll leave the main part untouched just in case your teacher comes back. For now we’ll just go over what you already know.

MR. REID scans his notes and looks up.

MR. REID: Sebastian, I believe you were assisting the teacher last time. Would you like to come up to the front? You can leave your hat on.


“Every birthday, my mom would say to me
You’re another year older and you’re still getting spottier

But then she died and I moved in with my sister
I’m called Jamie, she’s Calista and our Mom is a robot!

All Cleared Up!
I really wanna scream it loud!

All Cleared Up!
I want them all to know!

All Cleared Up!
I really hope that things will be,

All Cleared Up for me!”