Farewell (Year)

I doubt I’ll be posting any end-of-year lists tonight, but I am compiling them, so come back in 2014 for that and more – like reviving my filmmaker YouTube account for the exciting 10th Anniversary version of The Clown (which had a sneak-peek premiere at the Hyde Park Picture House – like a proper film and everything), I think you’ll love this new version!

Norway Norway (Mah Nà Mah Nà)!

I love my Grandma.

She is called Annie, is 92-years-old, and has lived in the same house (I think) for as long as I’ve been alive. Because of her, I had my very first holiday abroad, to the magical Disneyland Paris (or EuroDisney, as it was known back when I first went). I must have gone four or five consecutive years in a row, and I have fond memories from every time. That was over twelve years ago, but this year, thanks to her, I was once again off on a holiday abroad. Along with my dad, we journeyed on a coach down to Southampton and boarded the Oriana cruise-ship, setting sail to Norway.

I didn’t know much about the country before I arrived. One quarter of Aqua originates from Norway, and in The Aqua Diary VHS there is a small look at Lene’s hometown. Also, they (undeservedly) finished last in the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest, so we have something in common. We had roughly a two day sail until we arrived in Norway; so during this time, I got to be reacquainted with my Grandma, as we shared a room. The second night saw me attend my first formal dining event.

I ate so well during my time on the ship! And even developed a liking for fruit smoothies.

On Sunday morning, we woke up to our first sighting of land since leaving.

This was the lovely city of Stavanger.

Now That’s What I C-all Cleared Up!

I’m pleased to be able to finally bring the last six episodes from my short-fiction series, All Cleared Up, to my website. The script-style lewd comedic series was written by me eight years ago, and tells the story of Jamie Foster’s fictional life in Sitcomland, with her sister, Calista, gay boy-friend, James, The Professor and his flirtatious Mexican Maid, Paolo, and the Professor’s wacky creation, Mom-Bot! These are the episodes that started to build an arc to the series, culminating in the shocking two-part finale. There’s even some not-so-hard-to-figure-out celebrity cameo appearances. It’s not for everyone, but if you want to read it, please

vlog « catch-up 2012 / 2013

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